Trailer Trash Triangle in New Zealand
Love triangle dad wants to put things right:
I received another great story from my favorite tipster from the Southern Hemisphere, Mooncake.
Apparaetly the people from New Zealand are just as crazy as we are in The States.
45-year-old James Bowring was arrested for trying to run over his 18-year-old son Jacob. The reason was because Jacob called his father a paedophile. That’s pedophile to those who don’t speak the Queen’s English.
The reason Jacob called his dad a paedophile was because Bowring the elder stole Bowring the younger’s 18-year-old girlfriend Krystal Clark. But wait, it gets better.
James Bowring and Ms. Clark are living in a house-bus (that’s a trailer for us Yanks), she’s 14-weeks pregnant by the elser Bowring, and they plan on getting married.
Prepare to get the jibblies from the following quote…
The couple spent their days watching TV and DVDs on the house-bus, which had a long-drop toilet outside their bedroom window.
Krystal said her relationship with Bowring was “long-term” and her sex life could not be better.
“Younger men are immature and all about ‘gimme, gimme, gimme’, but with older lovers it is about sharing and they are happy to give and receive,” she told Sunday News.
I need a shower after that quote.
Don’t feel too bad for the younger Bowring though…
Jacob, a tyre-fitter, said he was unable to talk in detail because of a deal he had with a women’s magazine.
“I’ve sold my story to get me into a flat, so that’s good. The whole thing is a mess. My dad has gone nuts.”
Nothing like making a little money off your personal tragedy.
I wonder if they have anything like the Jerry Springer Show in New Zealand because this would be ratings gold.
I even had to leave out some parts for brevity. Read the entire article for even more juicy bits.
Tags: James Bowring, love-triangle, new zealandPOSTED IN: Whiskey Tango Foxrtrot
9 opinions for Trailer Trash Triangle in New Zealand
Soobs
Feb 21, 2008 at 10:49 am
All the world’s a …..trailer? Sometimes, I think Darwin is wrong, and the gene pool will NEVER take care of itself.
Trench
Feb 21, 2008 at 10:56 am
Ain’t that the truth.
Maria
Feb 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Who was the 14 yr old Daddy Bowring was dropping off? Ewwww, no wonder his own son called him a paedophile.
Disgusted Daughter
Feb 27, 2008 at 6:58 pm
The 14 year old was a flatmate of my brothers. I had the same exact thought about what Krystal had said…I tell you all; I don’t believe in god but I prayed that the baby would be taken from her, its absolutely disgusting!!
James even says he’s a sperm donor and has already told me theres 5 more kids out there!! During all of this I have been totally forgotten…but I went to the sentancing, I wouldn’t look at him & I wouldn’t speak to him … I got to him & Im glad!! I hate that man for what he has done, he’s embarassed my brother, my family & me!
May he rot in hell!
boys cuzin casey
Apr 14, 2008 at 11:13 pm
the man is a pedophile f only you no what he has done to me i feel discusted and scared of the guy jacob z my cuzzn n ppl say he over reacats ok ill admit he can bt he aint over reactn by takein it to court which i should but havent done but it to late to take action for me as far as i care his new girl frien n him can rot n hell i dnt say thea baby cause the bby has nothn to do with it diserves another chance
Daughter
Apr 15, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Oh my goodness, I’ve just read your post. Why haven’t you said/done something! People like him should never get away with things like that.
I haven’t heard from him in sometime but being at the court was horrible. I avoided him the whole time!!!
He’s text me a couple of times since & said “Have you pulled your head in yet?” WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?!?!?!
Look Casey, if you need someone to talk to; Im here!!! ;) My name’s Brenda by the way.
casey
May 24, 2008 at 10:27 pm
hey yea thanx yea iv heard about you lol jaes cuzzin yea i finaly did sumin bwt it at the end of last year but it was going on during school holidays that i was there bit as far as im consernd i dont know them any more ay but my advice to ne one ay dont hold this against all guys you will regret it yea n he blames it all on his bipola hw pathatic he thinks he can get ne one and every one that he wants n sux people into thinking that he is the best poor krystal got sucked into it well yes i wiill talk to you lol if i get the chance that is lol i neva have time to do this sort of stuff lol
jaes cuzzin
Jun 24, 2008 at 5:43 am
doug is nothing but a freak!!!he has a huge obssesion with younger girls in jaes life and also others id say….he tryed to get in2 1 of my mates at my 15th bifthday party by putting his hand down her top she was a 15 yearold as well
this man is nothing but a sick and twisted old man with a great son who deserves to have a good relationship 4 once!!!!!
casey jaes cuz
Jun 24, 2008 at 11:00 pm
hey i think “jaes cuzzin” is ryt like if he would do that to me (hes my uncle) then well he could do it to any one he should be locked up and throw awaythe key
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