Psycho for Love

The old greasy takeaway excuse

by Trench on October 28th, 2007

The cricket bat, the naked wife and the Chinese take-away scandal:
70-year-old Anthony Morgan of the U.K. found his wife in a state of undress eating Chinese take out at the home of another man. Mrs. Morgan claimed she undressed so she wouldn’t get greasy takeaway on her clothes. Seriously? That’s the best she could come up with?

Mr. Morgan opened up a can of whupass on the pair with a cricket bat breaking his wife’s nose.

For his troubles Morgan was sentenced to 9 months in jail with a year suspended.

If you catch your SO cheating the natural response may be to lash out but in the end it’s not worth going to jail over.

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