A man’s love for a table
Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table:
Can a man love an inamite object? Well it sure seems like this guy did.
40-year-old Art Price Jr. of Bellevue, Ohio has been caught having ’sex’ with a metal picnic table on multiple occasions.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
“The first video we had, he was completely nude,” Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Good thing it wasn’t a wooden table. Could you imagine the splinters? But since the table is metal he better be careful for lightning strikes.
Thanks to Soobs for the tip.
Tags: Art Price Jr., humped a tablePOSTED IN: Kink
4 opinions for A man’s love for a table
Soobs
Apr 1, 2008 at 8:28 pm
All I can envision is “metal shavings” and it’s hurting me….and I’m a woman!
Trench
Apr 1, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Nothing a little WD-40 can’t cure.
BelchSpeak
Apr 1, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Waiter, table for one, please.
Soobs
Apr 3, 2008 at 9:18 am
Anyone know the standard size umbrella hole in tables? Without reaching for a tape measure, that is.
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